Friends, we must circle the wagons and defend our dearly beloved fellow Republican, the right honorable Rep. Tom DeLay, from the indictment that has been handed down against him and his associates. Here is the game plan:
- Ronnie Earle is partisan.
- Ronnie Earle is insane.
- Ronnie Earle is a liberal.
- Ronnie Earle is a waffler.
- Ronnie Earle is a liar.
- Ronnie Earle is an attention whore.
At every opportunity, my conservative friends, whenever the topic of Rep. DeLay's indictment is brought up, you must QUICKLY mention Earle's name and shift the topic of conversation towards him.
Rep. DeLay's guilt or innocence is UNIMPORTANT! The debate can and MUST focus upon the insanely partisan liberal liar of a waffler Ronnie Earle who is an attention whore. Justice will be served when these charges, brought by the insanely partisan liberal liar of a waffler Ronnie Earle, are DROPPED.
Under no cricumsances should you DEBATE THE MERITS OF THE INDICTMENTS AGAINST REP. DELAY! This is of TANTAMOUNT importance! This debate is about the insanely partisan liberal liar of a waffler Ronnie Earle who is an attention whore, and about the insanely partisan liberal liar of a waffler Ronnie Earle who is an attention whore alone!